Women who play games have more sex

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ker-ri @ Feb 15 2007, 04:26 PM) [snapback]144521[/snapback][/center]
that baloney sandwich analogy sounds like eddie murphy and his cracker rant :lol:
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Explain :blink:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 15 2007, 12:31 PM) [snapback]144445[/snapback][/center]
No you don't. It's not a good thing. Compare it to food (cause sex and food are my two favorite things in the world, so we're gonna use food to compare it to sex). For the first week of marraige you are eating your lovely new wife's specialty baloney sandwiches. They're so damn good, best baloney sandwich you've ever had, and it's all yours cause your wife makes them exclusively for you. Before mairrage you were able to eat that sandwich, but not that often. You also had a variety of foods to choose from. Tuna salad in China Town, Spicy Taquitas, and the neighbor's wife's specialty red snapper. Fast forward a year into your mairrage. You've been eating baloney sandwhiches at least 4 times every week. They no longer taste like the godly baloney sandwiches when you originally started having them. Instead, they're tasting like the same fucking baloney you buy at Jewel. Furthermore, you just realized how much you hate baloney. Every so often you might get the urge to bop the baloney, but its just plain old fucking baloney.



Which is why husbands cheat on their wives: they don't know how to cook.
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Thats Halarious and in majority of cases true... In defense to this though, if a woman knows how to take care of her man they wont cheat... which is why im29 and never been cheated on. =)

As for the topic of this post i will just say that i am a girl who has always loved video games and in a way i guess you could say i am a geek just becuz ofthe fact i love to play and my humor is extreme at times but i really didnt grow up that way, cheerleader in high school, bartender, partied my ass off ect ect.. and my man gets booty whenever he asks and sometimes when he dosent ask.. its morethen the stated statistic which in my book=nympho lol /angel haha
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 15 2007, 02:31 PM) [snapback]144445[/snapback][/center]
No you don't. It's not a good thing. Compare it to food (cause sex and food are my two favorite things in the world, so we're gonna use food to compare it to sex). For the first week of marraige you are eating your lovely new wife's specialty baloney sandwiches. They're so damn good, best baloney sandwich you've ever had, and it's all yours cause your wife makes them exclusively for you. Before mairrage you were able to eat that sandwich, but not that often. You also had a variety of foods to choose from. Tuna salad in China Town, Spicy Taquitas, and the neighbor's wife's specialty red snapper. Fast forward a year into your mairrage. You've been eating baloney sandwhiches at least 4 times every week. They no longer taste like the godly baloney sandwiches when you originally started having them. Instead, they're tasting like the same fucking baloney you buy at Jewel. Furthermore, you just realized how much you hate baloney. Every so often you might get the urge to bop the baloney, but its just plain old fucking baloney.



Which is why husbands cheat on their wives: they don't know how to cook.
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I do sure hope everyone took my post with a light heart. I mean come on, it's obvious that I was totally serious about that. I mean, come on, thinking that my post was joke is funny in itself! :p j/k

Oh, and kerri, which Cracker rant? I don't remember that one. Was it in Raw or Delirious?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 15 2007, 08:15 AM) [snapback]144345[/snapback][/center]
My girlfriend back in 2006 hated video games but was a nympho
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But was she a satisfied nympho? :huh: Or is that an oxymoron? :huh:

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Oh, wait, she was YOUR girlfriend. Sorry. :blush:

:p
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Poldano @ Feb 16 2007, 05:06 PM) [snapback]144751[/snapback][/center]
But was she a satisfied nympho? :huh: Or is that an oxymoron? :huh:

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Oh, wait, she was YOUR girlfriend. Sorry. :blush:

:p
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:lol:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Curse @ Feb 16 2007, 01:34 AM) [snapback]144334[/snapback][/center]
OH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA LA
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Poldano @ Feb 16 2007, 07:06 PM) [snapback]144751[/snapback][/center]
But was she a satisfied nympho? :huh: Or is that an oxymoron? :huh:

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Oh, wait, she was YOUR girlfriend. Sorry. :blush:

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yeah, she's now a lesbian. go figure! :p
 
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