Women who play games have more sex

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From an article at Game Daily written by Carol Orini...

Well, the surprising verdict is in. Women who play games have more sex. In fact, women who play video games have more sex than women who don't: 3.2 times a week versus 4.3 times a week.

I'm not sure what exact questions were asked to formulate this academic conclusion, but I'd love to see them -- especially since they came from a video game rental company in the UK aptly named Gametart.com. Hmm. Could games really make women, for lack of a better phrase, want to "up their activity time"? Join me if you will for some spicy v-day observations on this interesting and timely game-related development.

First off, I'd like to clarify that getting tender 4.3 times a week isn't a lot for guys. As my husband always says when I try to weasel by with that amount; "4.3 times? That's nowhere near enough!" So, I'd have to say that the major draw behind this scientific discovery is not that there are girls who have sex 4.3 times a week, but it's the dream girls that are doing it. (Because, as you all know, girl gamers are treasured by the male gaming community.) As Micheal Mullen told me upon hearing of my engagement: "You know when a gamer girl marries a non-gaming guy God kills a kitten, right?" I digress. But if you're one of the unlucky many that don't get laid precisely 4.3 times a week (don't ask what the .3 is ...), here are five games that are guaranteed to have your girl putting out that extra effort to satisfy you both.

Any MMORPG
Not only are these role-playing games that can easily be carried on between the sheets, the addiction level in these monsters is enough to send your girl screaming for that extra level-up out of game. Plus, deciding who gets to wear the boots of escaping during an especially frisky romp takes your love life up 300 points.

'God of War'
Women like to feel powerful, and parading around as the ghost of sparta just might do it for your special someone. Plus, the in-game sex scene that ends in climax and more Red Orbs for your honey gives her that little subconscious nudge towards the bedroom -- especially if she's 250 orbs away from powering up.

'Rez'
Loved by female gamers all over the globe, but especially in Japan, Rez should be encouraged only by the most secure of male counterparts. Why? Two words: Trance Vibrator. Sure, it wasn't designed to be a vibrator, but all those weird implements out of the 1950's hysteria health videos weren't meant to be, either. For a less dirty name ... but with pretty much the same outcome ... check out the buttkicker!

'Grand Theft Auto III'
Why, you might ask? Girls love bad boys. In fact, I think it's got to be a scientifically proven fact that girls give it up more to bad boys. Who else to get her motor running than a devil may care hoodlum whose passion includes jacking cars AND getting busy inside of them? Just don't try to jack a car for your girl; it could possibly backfire.

'Wii Sports'
It's hard to say that jumping around with your girl and sweating to return serves with a vibrating Wii in your hand doesn't already constitute some form of sex, but just in case you're more prudent... Wii sports is a great way to get enthusiatic, sweaty and ready to hold something in your hand that always lets you win. (Yeah I'm looking at you Mr. Computer tennis player, all 40 levels above me -- WTF?)

Moral of the story? You don't need video games to make tender love to your woman. But they do help![/b]
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Not my usual style of post, but material like this seems to take on a life of it's own in here. Please feel free to dissect at will and Happy (belated) Valentine's Day!
 
Well that is very suprising since my experience has been far far in the opposite direction... my Fiancee hates computer games.
 
Or you can just use the bottom line generic stereotype to disprove that article in an instant:

Gamers are nerds and nerds are all virgins
 
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Or you can just use the bottom line generic stereotype to disprove that article in an instant:

Gamers are nerds and nerds are all virgins
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Actually this article holds true when you realize they are talking only about "girl" gamers. They didn't mention anything about dorky gamer guys for which I'm sure the overall statistics would be quite different. :p

Personally, most of the geeky gamer type girls I've known have been quite perverted compared to the average "normal" girls, so I can understand how they reach this conclusion.
 
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Actually this article holds true when you realize they are talking only about "girl" gamers. They didn't mention anything about dorky gamer guys for which I'm sure the overall statistics would be quite different. :p

Personally, most of the geeky gamer type girls I've known have been quite perverted compared to the average "normal" girls, so I can understand how they reach this conclusion.
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Actually this article holds true when you realize they are talking only about "girl" gamers. They didn't mention anything about dorky gamer guys for which I'm sure the overall statistics would be quite different. :p

Personally, most of the geeky gamer type girls I've known have been quite perverted compared to the average "normal" girls, so I can understand how they reach this conclusion.
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I agree and support this statement. Please author a newsletter on this subject.
 
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4.3 times a week eh? I cant freakin wait till I'm married :p
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4.3 times a week eh? I cant freakin wait till I'm married :p [/b]
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No you don't. It's not a good thing. Compare it to food (cause sex and food are my two favorite things in the world, so we're gonna use food to compare it to sex). For the first week of marraige you are eating your lovely new wife's specialty baloney sandwiches. They're so damn good, best baloney sandwich you've ever had, and it's all yours cause your wife makes them exclusively for you. Before mairrage you were able to eat that sandwich, but not that often. You also had a variety of foods to choose from. Tuna salad in China Town, Spicy Taquitas, and the neighbor's wife's specialty red snapper. Fast forward a year into your mairrage. You've been eating baloney sandwhiches at least 4 times every week. They no longer taste like the godly baloney sandwiches when you originally started having them. Instead, they're tasting like the same fucking baloney you buy at Jewel. Furthermore, you just realized how much you hate baloney. Every so often you might get the urge to bop the baloney, but its just plain old fucking baloney.



Which is why husbands cheat on their wives: they don't know how to cook.
 
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No you don't. It's not a good thing. Compare it to food (cause sex and food are my two favorite things in the world, so we're gonna use food to compare it to sex). For the first week of marraige you are eating your lovely new wife's specialty baloney sandwiches. They're so damn good, best baloney sandwich you've ever had, and it's all yours cause your wife makes them exclusively for you. Before mairrage you were able to eat that sandwich, but not that often. You also had a variety of foods to choose from. Tuna salad in China Town, Spicy Taquitas, and the neighbor's wife's specialty red snapper. Fast forward a year into your mairrage. You've been eating baloney sandwhiches at least 4 times every week. They no longer taste like the godly baloney sandwiches when you originally started having them. Instead, they're tasting like the same fucking baloney you buy at Jewel. Furthermore, you just realized how much you hate baloney. Every so often you might get the urge to bop the baloney, but its just plain old fucking baloney.



Which is why husbands cheat on their wives: they don't know how to cook.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Garis @ Feb 15 2007, 08:01 PM) [snapback]144431[/snapback][/center]
4.3 times a <strike>week</strike> day eh? I cant freakin wait till I'm married :p
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Fixed for accuracy, oh and I can't wait till I am too :D
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 15 2007, 08:31 PM) [snapback]144445[/snapback][/center]
No you don't. It's not a good thing. Compare it to food (cause sex and food are my two favorite things in the world, so we're gonna use food to compare it to sex). For the first week of marraige you are eating your lovely new wife's specialty baloney sandwiches. They're so damn good, best baloney sandwich you've ever had, and it's all yours cause your wife makes them exclusively for you. Before mairrage you were able to eat that sandwich, but not that often. You also had a variety of foods to choose from. Tuna salad in China Town, Spicy Taquitas, and the neighbor's wife's specialty red snapper. Fast forward a year into your mairrage. You've been eating baloney sandwhiches at least 4 times every week. They no longer taste like the godly baloney sandwiches when you originally started having them. Instead, they're tasting like the same fucking baloney you buy at Jewel. Furthermore, you just realized how much you hate baloney. Every so often you might get the urge to bop the baloney, but its just plain old fucking baloney.



Which is why husbands cheat on their wives: they don't know how to cook.
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:blink: I fancy a Cheese and Pickle sandwich now. :wacko:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Garis @ Feb 15 2007, 03:01 PM) [snapback]144431[/snapback][/center]
4.3 times a week eh? I cant freakin wait till I'm married :p
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Hehe! like I've told so many of my unwed friends, getting married just to have sex is like buying an airline just to get a little baggie of peanuts if I can stick with the food analogy. :D


Respectfully,

Mack
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mack @ Feb 15 2007, 03:57 PM) [snapback]144505[/snapback][/center]
Hehe! like I've told so many of my unwed friends, getting married just to have sex is like buying an airline just to get a little baggie of peanuts if I can stick with the food analogy. :D
Respectfully,

Mack
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:lol:
 
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