Oh I'll tell you the story of a poor boy,
He was sent far away from his home,
to fight for his king and his country,
and also the old folks back home.
So they put him in the highland division,
sent him off to a far foriegn land,
where the flys swarm around in their thousands,
and theres nothing to see but the sand.
Well the battle started next morning,
under the Arabian sun,
and I remember the poor scouser Tommy,
being shot by an old nazi gun.
As he lay on the battlefield dying-dying-dying,
with the blood rushing out of his head (of his head),
as he lay on the battlefield dying-dying-dying,
these were the last words he said:
OH I AM A LIVERPUDLIAN,
I COME FROM THE SPION KOP,
I LIKE TO SING, I LIKE TO SHOUT,
I GO THERE QUITE A LOT (every week).
WE ARE THE TEAM THAT PLAYS IN RED,
A TEAM THAT WE ALL KNOW,
A TEAM THAT WE CALL LIVERPOOL,
TO GLORY WE MUST GO!!
WE'VE WON THE LEAUGE WE'VE WON THE CUP,
WE'VE BEEN TO EUROPE TOO,
WE PLAYED THE TOFFEES FOR A LAUGH,
AND LEFT THEM FEELING BLUE, FIVE NIL!!
ONE TWO, ONE TWO THREE, ONE TWO THREE FOUR, FIVE NIL.
RUSH SCORED ONE, RUSH SCORED TWO
RUSH SCORED THREE AND RUSH SCORED FOUR
LA LAA LAA LAAAAA, LA LAAA LA LA LAAA
Champions Leauge? your having a laugh,
Champions Leauge? your having a laugh.
Champions Leauge? your having a laugh,
Champions Leauge? your having a laugh.
Liverpool can, and will win the cup for the Sixth time.