What did you get for Christmas?

[Gomi]

A RED SWINGLINE STAPLER FTMFW</span>

 

[djmtott]

 

[Akieo]

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WAIT... SANTA CLAUS DIED? HOW

 

[Zampy]

od'd on the egg nog

 

[LilHammie]

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od'd on the egg nog
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I thought it was laced cookies?

 

[madhead]

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I thought it was laced cookies?
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NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gomi]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[Tiveria]

I work at Initech. I'm the girl with the swingline stapler. Of course mine is white, but it binds just as well.

I mention I almost smacked someone for singing the Nutcracker Ballet this morning?

 

[Gomi]

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I work at Initech. I'm the girl with the swingline stapler. Of course mine is white, but it binds just as well.

I mention I almost smacked someone for singing the Nutcracker Ballet this morning?
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Just for you Tiv

Keep the speakers on low

 

[Tiveria]

Thank you Gomi. Oh. I so needed that.

Oh, and I have headphones at work