Tiveria
Sheeptastic!
>>Tired?
>
>For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
>sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
>anything else I could think of.
>
>But now I found out the real reason:
>
>I'm tired because I'm overworked.
>
>Here's why:. . .
>
>The population of this country is 273 million.
>
>140 million are retired.
>
>That leaves 133 million to do the work.
>
>There are 85 million in school.
>
>Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
>
>Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
>government.
>
>Leaving 19 million to do the work.
>
>2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
>Bin-Laden.
>
>Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
>
>Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for
>state and city governments.
>
>And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
>
>At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
>
>Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
>
>Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
>
>That leaves just two people to do the work.
>
>You and me.
>
>And there you are,
>
>sitting on your ass,
>
>at your computer, reading jokes.
>
>Nice. Real nice.
>
>For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
>sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
>anything else I could think of.
>
>But now I found out the real reason:
>
>I'm tired because I'm overworked.
>
>Here's why:. . .
>
>The population of this country is 273 million.
>
>140 million are retired.
>
>That leaves 133 million to do the work.
>
>There are 85 million in school.
>
>Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
>
>Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
>government.
>
>Leaving 19 million to do the work.
>
>2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
>Bin-Laden.
>
>Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
>
>Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for
>state and city governments.
>
>And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
>
>At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
>
>Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
>
>Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
>
>That leaves just two people to do the work.
>
>You and me.
>
>And there you are,
>
>sitting on your ass,
>
>at your computer, reading jokes.
>
>Nice. Real nice.
-_-
