The Good Wife's Guide

Tiveria

Sheeptastic!
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him.

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

A good wife always knows her place.

From: http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/good_wife.html
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Apr 11 2006, 07:01 AM) [snapback]69087[/snapback][/center]
every woman should have a poster of this in her room
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Most Definitely!

I really enjoyed the last part of Tiv's post :)
 
In reality, this thread makes sense, and this is the way it really should be.

Just look at it closely. She's home all day and he goes off to work. Every bit of advice mentioned should be done to show some appreciation for the fact she gets to be at home all day.
 
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In reality, this thread makes sense, and this is the way it really should be.

Just look at it closely. She's home all day and he goes off to work. Every bit of advice mentioned should be done to show some appreciation for the fact she gets to be at home all day.
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Not all women stay at home...I present this list to WW, and there would be a hatchet thrown somewhere very....ahh......uncomfortable. :o
 
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Not all women stay at home...I present this list to WW, and there would be a hatchet thrown somewhere very....ahh......uncomfortable. :o
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Very true, but those that do stay home, this thread applies.
 
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Very true, but those that do stay home, this thread applies.
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I believe Meryl s a stay at homer...dying to see what she thinks of it ;)
 
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

-He cooks better than I do so if I remember to take some meat oout of the freezer...life is good.


Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

make up??????????????? a ribbon???????????????
my hair is usually tied up with chopsticks or a bunch of old PDA pens.


Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.


-"Hi honey, how was your day..."

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

-His clutter / he cleans it!

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

- I am the goddess of Fire, he is NOT allowed near the fire place. I am Canadian I know how to chop wood, and get a fire going with the wet wood - which he bought.


Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

- easy to do since we have no kids, the fish don'r make a lot of noise , the washing machine is in the basement and ............vacuum, after 3pm... me...HA HA HA?????

Be happy to see him.

- always, unless he's really late then he gets this face :angry: followed by this face :huh: followed by this face :mellow: .

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

-See above Jeeze this is redundant.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

- well it's not as if I exactly have an exciting day to talk about.... and he brings home gossip from work :P


Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

- ah yes....his idea of a relaxing evening ...infront of the computer playing a game. Or in front of the tv watching something on dvd.

Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

- uh huh ... :blink:


Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

- if the comlaints and problems are there...

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

- yeah.......

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.


cough cough bullshitcough cough


A good wife always knows her place.

yeah I sure do, axe in hand!

what a bunch of codswollop! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:


From: http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/good_wife.html
 
ahh a salute to an era long gone.......THANK GOD!

Thanks for the chuckle this morning Tiv I needed that :D
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Apr 10 2006, 04:56 PM) [snapback]69084[/snapback][/center]
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. [/b]

Yeah! Have hot lesbian sex in front of him, then invite him into bed for a little double-action!
 
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Yeah! Have hot lesbian sex in front of him, then invite him into bed for a little double-action!
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I support this action.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cahnuuk @ Apr 11 2006, 11:41 PM) [snapback]69330[/snapback][/center]
Yeah! Have hot lesbian sex in front of him, then invite him into bed for a little double-action!
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What is it with guys and this fantasy? I swear all men I have ever met want to see this
 
QUOTE(Cahnuuk @ Apr 11 2006, 11:41 PM) *

Yeah! Have hot lesbian sex in front of him, then invite him into bed for a little double-action!

I support this action.[/b]
i also support this action

QUOTE(Cahnuuk @ Apr 11 2006, 11:41 PM) *

Yeah! Have hot lesbian sex in front of him, then invite him into bed for a little double-action!


What is it with guys and this fantasy? I swear all men I have ever met want to see this[/b]
2 girls > 1 :P
 
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