Quotes

I love this one:
Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
Uncle Benny: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.

(Lethal Weapon 4)
:lol:
 
You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and handsome and you third world ugly. - James (Rush Hour 2)
 
"I am the will of God, messenger of the divine punishment of Heaven"
- Paladin Alexander Anderson (Hellsing)
 
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar. Jay - Dogma
 
"Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why." Bill Bixby (1934-1993)

"I enjoyed carpentry, and it was very good to me for 12 years." Harrison Ford (1942- )

"All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move." Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

"I write to escape; to escape poverty." Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875-1950)

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 
I found this one very funny,

I speak to god in Spanish, to women in Italian, to men in French and to my horse in German. V. Charles of France.
 
"Miracles aren't something that just happen. You have to make them happen."
- Misato Katsuragi (Evangelion)
 
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