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Damilkman

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Well, as you may know im not the oldest guy in wanderhome
but i do have a girlfriend
And i met her by just going up to her and saying "I love you"
what are your guys pick up lines and did they work out?
k bye
 
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Well, as you may know im not the oldest guy in wanderhome
but i do have a girlfriend
And i met her by just going up to her and saying "I love you"
what are your guys pick up lines and did they work out?
k bye
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Just an FYI Milky pick up lines are all cheesy, my pick up line is "Hey hon, I'm Chris, and you are?" No cheeseball shit, just be yourself.

BUT a funny one is... "I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can make your BedRock."
 
Yeah, I never believed in pickup lines either. I've always liked this one though.

Guy: Do you wash your clothes in windex
Chic: no, why?
Guy: Cause I can see myself in your pants
 
"Baby... those panties have a wonderful mirror because I can sure see myself in them"


If I can make eye contact 3 times in 5 minutes.. I go over and simply say "hi" with a smile.

Thats usually all it takes.

Chix just wait for you to give them a pickup line so they can laugh in your face and make jokes about you to their friends the rest of the time.
 
one that ALWAYS worked for me... walk up to a guy in a club and ask him "So who are we looking at" answer was always.. "you" :P buah haha
 
"Would you like to have sex and grab a pizza?"

"No!"

"You're right, we can do without the pizza."
 
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one that ALWAYS worked for me... walk up to a guy in a club and ask him "So who are we looking at" answer was always.. "you" :P buah haha
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I used to go up to girls and act like i went to their church. 5 out of 10 times it would work.
but yeah be yourself, but if your using "tacky" pickup lines work alot for me because the girls would know that it was a joke.
But i got my wife by just walking by her and asking her if she'd like to walk with me on the strip. worked the best
 
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I used to go up to girls and act like i went to their church. 5 out of 10 times it would work.
but yeah be yourself, but if your using "tacky" pickup lines work alot for me because the girls would know that it was a joke.
But i got my wife by just walking by her and asking her if she'd like to walk with me on the strip. worked the best [/b]
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lol best one that worked for me : "So you rolling" and ran a nail down the back of his neck. lol he was a blast to date for a while
 
I always liked...

Nice shoes wanna. *cough*insert word here*cough*

I wouldn't tell a girl you love them right away - might scare them away. Just say hi and talk.
 
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I always liked...

Nice shoes wanna. *cough*insert word here*cough*

I wouldn't tell a girl you love them right away - might scare them away. Just say hi and talk.
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well, that all depends on what your trying to get them to do :P
 
Well if you walk up to a strange girl and say "I love you" they are going to run away. 99% of the women out there should know that love is something that takes a bit more time than 5 seconds...

I could be wrong though...
 
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Well if you walk up to a strange girl and say "I love you" they are going to run away. 99% of the women out there should know that love is something that takes a bit more time than 5 seconds...

I could be wrong though...
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nah i mean later that night when she comes back to your room :lol:
 
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nah i mean later that night when she comes back to your room :lol:
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Well yeah that'd be a good time.
 
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Well if you walk up to a strange girl and say "I love you" they are going to run away. 99% of the women out there should know that love is something that takes a bit more time than 5 seconds... I could be wrong though...
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Not for Noah :D
 
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Well if you walk up to a strange girl and say "I love you" they are going to run away. 99% of the women out there should know that love is something that takes a bit more time than 5 seconds...

I could be wrong though...
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i think i was in love once...i met her in a wal-mart..she was chinese or mexican or something like that. we made out in the bathroom for over 3 hours. ron is that love?
 
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i think i was in love once...i met her in a wal-mart..she was chinese or mexican or something like that. we made out in the bathroom for over 3 hours. ron is that love? [/b]
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if she didn't make you pop a tictac in before you started making out, thats love
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Dec 18 2005, 01:22 PM) [snapback]13656[/snapback][/center]
its okay, he is jealous that you have him beat by 4 seconds
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I don't remember hearing you complain last night :P

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i think i was in love once...i met her in a wal-mart..she was chinese or mexican or something like that. we made out in the bathroom for over 3 hours. ron is that love?
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How was it Ron?

The intimate times? Out of sight my man!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LilHammie @ Dec 18 2005, 04:01 AM) [snapback]13731[/snapback][/center]
I don't remember hearing you complain last night :P

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well hell the 2 hours of your oral skills made up for it ;)
 
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