Petition for penis

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 15 2005, 12:34 PM) [snapback]12052[/snapback][/center]
I knew it!! You love the penis!! why else would you open this sicko??
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noone else will have the guts to reply to this so I am going to... YES I DO and you have to share or I will sue you for false advertisement :)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Dec 16 2005, 06:36 AM) [snapback]12321[/snapback][/center]
noone else will have the guts to reply to this so I am going to... YES I DO and you have to share or I will sue you for false advertisement :)
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lol, im not surprised your the replier :D
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 15 2005, 03:38 PM) [snapback]12324[/snapback][/center]
lol, im not surprised your the replier :D [/b]
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you might as well have named it "Sarra, this is for you" :P haha
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Dec 15 2005, 03:52 PM) [snapback]12350[/snapback][/center]
Why would no one reply? I love my penis, sometimes even daily :P [/b]
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lol and thats why we are friends.. sicko too :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Dec 16 2005, 06:52 AM) [snapback]12350[/snapback][/center]
Why would no one reply? I love my penis, <strike>sometimes</strike> mosttimes even daily :P
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fixed!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 15 2005, 01:55 PM) [snapback]12355[/snapback][/center]
fixed!!
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There's two types of guys in the world...

1- guys who admit to masturbating
2- guys who lie and say they don't
 
Hourly would be unhealthy... not to say I couldn't do it, but...

Even a thouroughbred needs hours of rest from time to time...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Dec 16 2005, 06:56 AM) [snapback]12357[/snapback][/center]
There's two types of guys in the world...

1- guys who admit to masturbating
2- guys who lie and say they don't
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true. and when they get married, we STILL do it. only then its called "variety"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 15 2005, 04:01 PM) [snapback]12363[/snapback][/center]
true. and when they get married, we STILL do it. only then its called "variety" [/b]
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or called "taking a shower" :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Dec 15 2005, 02:03 PM) [snapback]12366[/snapback][/center]
or called "taking a shower" :P
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Either way, it's usually accidental, heh...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 15 2005, 02:10 PM) [snapback]12373[/snapback][/center]
I SWEAR she told me she was 15, i mean 18!!!
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I mean, usually you're taking a shower or sitting on the toilet, and it happens :D

Some comedian talked about it once, was funny as shit...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Dec 16 2005, 07:11 AM) [snapback]12375[/snapback][/center]
18 year old guys = fun lil toys :P
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youre one of those ladies that take those lil boy who think they know it all and then turn their world upside down and make them scared to even look at a girls crotch (compliment)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Dec 15 2005, 02:11 PM) [snapback]12375[/snapback][/center]
18 year old guys = fun lil toys :P
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Ummm... try a real man on for size...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Dec 16 2005, 07:12 AM) [snapback]12376[/snapback][/center]
I mean, usually you're taking a shower or sitting on the toilet, and it happens :D

Some comedian talked about it once, was funny as shit...
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Dave Chappelle-
"Ill be sitting on the couch, and the wife will come up to me and say "Dave, we need to talk" "FUCK!!" I think, i dont say that, but every time "we" need to talk, its always about some shit I gotta do. wenever talk about the shit that she needs to do.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 15 2005, 02:16 PM) [snapback]12383[/snapback][/center]
Dave Chappelle-
"Ill be sitting on the couch, and the wife will come up to me and say "Dave, we need to talk" "FUCK!!" I think, i dont say that, but every time "we" need to talk, its always about some shit I gotta do. wenever talk about the shit that she needs to do.
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That's funny, but what I'm thinking of was someone else... I'll look and see if I can find it...
 
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