Let the layoffs begin!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PrOdiGy @ Jul 25 2006, 03:51 PM) [snapback]97364[/snapback][/center]
i was talking about reporters fluffy
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but.....I like barbie.
 
my boy works at the IRS up here and they are shuttin down the place which sooks like 5000 employees there or some shit
 
they escort them out so they dont carry on working there for years but due to an error in the payment system they still get paid so they stay there but then when they keep getting told to move their desk and eventually get their red stapler taken away they burn down the building
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jul 25 2006, 02:59 PM) [snapback]97478[/snapback][/center]
Well not only did they lay off my entire department.....they freakin promoted me.
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Does the promotion covers the taking care of all the department's duties?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jul 25 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]97272[/snapback][/center]
Oh they escorted everyone out.

I have had co-workers in my office all day sayin "get out while you can!". So, with that said, anyone know of a job where I can get paid a lot of money to sit around, drink beer and play video games?
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Get married and become a house husband.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jul 25 2006, 05:59 PM) [snapback]97478[/snapback][/center]
Well not only did they lay off my entire department.....they freakin promoted me.
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To futher quote Office Space...

"We're going to put 4 people..."
*Makes distrubing hand gesture*
"directly under you"

:lol:

Congrats Timi, now you can afford the Wii you so desperately want now.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jul 25 2006, 11:16 PM) [snapback]97530[/snapback][/center]
To futher quote Office Space...

"We're going to put 4 people..."
*Makes distrubing hand gesture*
"directly under you"

:lol:

Congrats Timi, now you can afford the Wii you so desperately want now. [/b]
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I crave it! I was goin through and finding old school games I want to play again so bad!

To answer Prods question, they promoted me to "Project Manager".
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jul 25 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]97272[/snapback][/center]
Oh they escorted everyone out.

I have had co-workers in my office all day sayin "get out while you can!". So, with that said, anyone know of a job where I can get paid a lot of money to sit around, drink beer and play video games?
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yes welfare receipitant!!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jul 25 2006, 05:59 PM) [snapback]97478[/snapback][/center]
Well not only did they lay off my entire department.....they freakin promoted me.
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Well, I general come in about 15 minutes late, ah, I use the side door so Lumberg can't see me. heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jul 26 2006, 08:30 AM) [snapback]97557[/snapback][/center]
I crave it! I was goin through and finding old school games I want to play again so bad!

To answer Prods question, they promoted me to "Project Manager".
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but if there's no one left, who is there to manage the project for?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jul 26 2006, 10:34 AM) [snapback]97588[/snapback][/center]
They are having top secret agents clone Timi since Timi pwns all.
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:mellow:

god help us
 
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