I'm still drunk, and at work

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deekistheman

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I drank so much alcohol last night that I peed off the balcony of this two story mexican restaurant, peed in the fountain of the same restaurant, and when the waiter asked me to pay for some chick who had dipped out on the tab I told the waiter to "suck my balls! I drink real beer. I didnt order no damn pussy-ass smirnoff ice."

But, funny thing is I dont really remember anything after talkin on the phone with Zampy about the fanfest today.

6 Miller Lites
7 shots of Khulah
1 "Irish car bomb"
1 "4 horsemen"
And my own person concotion called a "man-arita" Basically its just cuervo put into a margarita glass.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vix @ Apr 7 2006, 10:04 AM) [snapback]68324[/snapback][/center]
I drank so much alcohol last night that I peed off the balcony of this two story mexican restaurant, peed in the fountain of the same restaurant, and when the waiter asked me to pay for some chick who had dipped out on the tab I told the waiter to "suck my balls! I drink real beer. I didnt order no damn pussy-ass smirnoff ice."

But, funny thing is I dont really remember anything after talkin on the phone with Zampy about the fanfest today.

6 Miller Lites
7 shots of Khulah
1 "Irish car bomb"
1 "4 horsemen"
And my own person concotion called a "man-arita" Basically its just cuervo put into a margarita glass.
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Those are some pussy drinks right there. And the "car bomb" is just a gimmick drink...now the man-arita has potential.
 
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Those are some pussy drinks right there. And the "car bomb" is just a gimmick drink...now the man-arita has potential.
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Well, I have yet to see a girl actually drink a miller lite (most of the time they kinda just hold it)...and they played Lynyrd Skyrynd in one of their commercials.

...plus Miller Lite has half the carbs of Bud Light :P
 
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Well, I have yet to see a girl actually drink a miller lite (most of the time they kinda just hold it)...and they played Lynyrd Skyrynd in one of their commercials.

...plus Miller Lite has half the carbs of Bud Light :P
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I drink Miller Lite! Er I did before I had Diabetes. But yeah. I like it better than Bud.
 
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/giggle

I get drunk off of a single Strawberry Daquerri. /flex
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I wish I was a 1-pump-chump or a 2-thrust-bust (like Avari)
 
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Well, I have yet to see a girl actually drink a miller lite (most of the time they kinda just hold it)...and they played Lynyrd Skyrynd in one of their commercials.

...plus Miller Lite has half the carbs of Bud Light :P
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PUSSY!

Beers are made to be drank, not to diet on n00b!!!!
 
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I drink Miller Lite! Er I did before I had Diabetes. But yeah. I like it better than Bud.
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Well, bottom line is...as long as you get drunk...MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED
 
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Well, bottom line is...as long as you get drunk...MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED
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QFE.

Of course..I can't do that anymore. /pout Especially since I'm going to be going up to 2k g of Metformin.
 
Rambo drinks miller lite. I also heard that Conan the Barbarian & John Wayne do too

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I drank so much alcohol last night that I peed off the balcony of this two story mexican restaurant, peed in the fountain of the same restaurant, and when the waiter asked me to pay for some chick who had dipped out on the tab I told the waiter to "suck my balls! I drink real beer. I didnt order no damn pussy-ass smirnoff ice."

But, funny thing is I dont really remember anything after talkin on the phone with Zampy about the fanfest today.

6 Miller Lites
7 shots of Khulah
1 "Irish car bomb"
1 "4 horsemen"
And my own person concotion called a "man-arita" Basically its just cuervo put into a margarita glass.
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Lightweight.
 
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Lightweight.
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I don't understand why everyone judges people on their ability to handle alcohol. I mean seriously it would be way better and cheaper to get the same effects off of a couple drinks rather than a whole night of drinking.
 
I miss the days of drinking heavily and then bragging about it.

Glad I decided it was time to grow up...

Besides, real drinkers don't keep count.
 
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I don't understand why everyone judges people on their ability to handle alcohol. I mean seriously it would be way better and cheaper to get the same effects off of a couple drinks rather than a whole night of drinking.
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I don't judge people on their ability to drink alcohol. I do, however, judge people's boasts about drinking alcohol by their ability to drink alcohol.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Apr 7 2006, 09:13 AM) [snapback]68368[/snapback][/center]
I miss the days of drinking heavily and then bragging about it.

Glad I decided it was time to grow up...

Besides, real drinkers don't keep count.
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Well, I kept the reciept lol. And yeah, Im a light-weight maybe a cruiser-weight, but im only 5"10 150lbs...and I was driving

and merlyn an irish car bomb is guisness with whiskey and baileys. Kinda like a guisness on roids.
 
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Well, I kept the reciept lol. And yeah, Im a light-weight maybe a cruiser-weight, but im only 5"10 150lbs...and I was driving

and merlyn an irish car bomb is guisness with whiskey and baileys. Kinda like a guisness on roids.
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You drank all that... AND DROVE? What the FUCK'S WRONG with you?! :ph34r:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vix @ Apr 7 2006, 07:20 AM) [snapback]68335[/snapback][/center]
Well, I have yet to see a girl actually drink a miller lite (most of the time they kinda just hold it)...and they played Lynyrd Skyrynd in one of their commercials.

...plus Miller Lite has half the carbs of Bud Light :P
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I drink MGD and Guiness, and/or Bohemia (Mexican Beer) :D
Miller Lite is bad for my tastes, and bud light.... ....well people say that water has more taste.
Oh yeah! And I don't do it to get drunk, is for the taste. So is usually 1 or 2, depending if I'm eating something with it or not.
 
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...and I was driving

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I think I already lectured you about this before and it was just a block away from where you needed to be. Vix, next time record it and listen to me bitching you out EVERYTIME you get behind the wheel drunk.
 
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