If I Didn't Masturbate

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Mar 27 2006, 09:44 AM) [snapback]64093[/snapback][/center]
I would of never of caught that football to win the big game. THANK YOU STICKUMS!!! OMGZERS!!!
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If you didnt masturbate then Gomi would starve to death.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Mar 27 2006, 09:44 AM) [snapback]64093[/snapback][/center]
If I didnt masturbate with tutok helping with his stubby t-rex arms then gomi along with all the starving children in africa would die of dehydration.
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Fixed for even more accuracy.
 
I am suprised Gomi hasn't responded yet. Unless he really does eat man gravy. I guess you and Scally really are related!!! OMGZER DOUBLE BURN!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Mar 29 2006, 12:01 AM) [snapback]64440[/snapback][/center]
I am suprised Gomi hasn't responded yet. Unless he really does eat man gravy. I guess you and Scally really are related!!! OMGZER DOUBLE BURN!!!
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So I have a conference call that lasts 10 minutes and I come back to this shit.

Vix keep your golden shower fantasies between you and El-D
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gomi @ Mar 28 2006, 09:07 AM) [snapback]64446[/snapback][/center]
So I have a conference call that lasts 10 minutes and I come back to this shit.

Vix keep your golden shower fantasies between you and El-D
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Conference call? So you Vix and Ultimos talked to each other about your feelings and BUTTSEX!!!!

OMGZER TRIPLE BURN!!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Mar 29 2006, 12:09 AM) [snapback]64448[/snapback][/center]
Conference call? So you Vix and Ultimos talked to each other about your feelings and BUTTSEX!!!!

OMGZER TRIPLE BURN!!!!
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Here is the transcript:

Vix: Feelings?
Gomi: huh?
Ultimo: I have a rash and it itches

Vix: Buttsex?
Ultimo: Only when El-D lets me. His butt is so nice
Vix: But He is mine
Ultimo: That bastard is cheating on me.

And that's when I hung up the phone
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gomi @ Mar 28 2006, 09:13 AM) [snapback]64449[/snapback][/center]
Here is the transcript:

Vix: Feelings?
Gomi: huh?
Ultimo: I have a rash and it itches

Vix: Buttsex?
Ultimo: Only when El-D lets me. His butt is so nice
Vix: But He is mine
Ultimo: That bastard is cheating on me.

And that's when I hung up the phone to masturbate
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fixed for accuracy. OMGZER!!! BURN!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Mar 29 2006, 12:16 AM) [snapback]64452[/snapback][/center]
fixed for accuracy. OMGZER!!! BURN!!!
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well duh
 
since you brought it up, heres a tip for you women. if your man doesnt cheat, thats because he masturbates. to porn. of your cousins.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Mar 28 2006, 09:27 AM) [snapback]64471[/snapback][/center]
since you brought it up, heres a tip for you women. if your man doesnt cheat, thats because he masturbates. to porn. of your cousins.
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Masturbating to naked family members only happens below the Mason-Dixen Line.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Mar 29 2006, 12:29 AM) [snapback]64475[/snapback][/center]
Masturbating to naked family members only happens below the Mason-Dixen Line.
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You need to read that line again. I remember you talking about wanting to do a GF of yours sister
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gomi @ Mar 28 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]64482[/snapback][/center]
You need to read that line again. I remember you talking about wanting to do a GF of yours sister
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WTF Are you talking about?
 
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
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El'jefe: You know how i know you're gay? Cause balloon knots turn you on.
 
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