I am all that is man!

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
 
Sean Connery: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Alex Trebek: Catherine Zeta-Jones is not the correct answer! In fact, Catherine Zeta-Jones has nothing to do with this category!
Sean Connery: I don't care about the category. I'm just naming women I'd like to sleep with. Halle Berry.
 
If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
 
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Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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How tall are you soldier?
5'9" sir
Jesus Christ, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Are you trying to squeeze in an inch on me?
No, no sir.
Where are you from soldier?
Texas sir.
Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas and I don't see no horns on you boy.

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Sean Connery: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Alex Trebek: Catherine Zeta-Jones is not the correct answer! In fact, Catherine Zeta-Jones has nothing to do with this category!
Sean Connery: I don't care about the category. I'm just naming women I'd like to sleep with. Halle Berry.
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Wait wait... you're selling penis mightiers?
No I'm not selling penis mightiers.
Well you're sitting on a gold mine Tribeck!
 
Yeah I'm glad she's not dead no more. Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff cuz we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, becuz we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, cuz they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead...
 
I go up to Paris, bam bam bam, I'm back before week's end. How is this a bad plan?

Because death is too good for them. They shall suffer as I have suffered, have everything dear to them ripped from them and have their lives stolen away.

Remind me to never get on your bad side Zatara.

Well if you're going to do that you're going to need a better name than Zatara...
 
I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot!
 
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I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot!
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I swear on my family, even the ones I'm not to fond of right now. I am your man Zatara, I am your man forever.

Stop with that voice it makes you sound crazy.

It doesn't make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like Morry Finkle. Finkle and Fixtures, biggest lighting chain in the south land.

Oh you've got a whole character.

Yeah, little touches, little touches, little details, makes a character complete.

What about you? Do you have any ideas for a character?
 
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
 
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Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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Full metal jacket
 
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Sean Connery: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Alex Trebek: Catherine Zeta-Jones is not the correct answer! In fact, Catherine Zeta-Jones has nothing to do with this category!
Sean Connery: I don't care about the category. I'm just naming women I'd like to sleep with. Halle Berry.
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Ill take FAMOUS FLICKS for $200 Alex..
 
you sure do have a pretty mouth......


ummmm looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma ass and made a brown stain on the matress....

I love that quote ok ok what move..

question from drill sergent How tall are you

replay from recuite 5 foot 10 inch sir

drill sergent replay I did not know that they could stack shit that tall..


DID YOU PARNTS HAVE ANY CHILDERN THAT LIVED?
YOUR SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERON ART MASTER PIECE
 
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