How to get high at work

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Shaggz1297

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go to your local coffee shop. get the largest triple shot coffee, and a thing of chocalte covered coffee beans, and just much on those then wash them down with the coffee. in 5 minutes they will have to smack you with a broom hadle to keep you in your seat!
ps my hands are shaking so bad right now i can barely type!!
 
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Personally I like Jolt...and if I'm feeling really lucky I try 2 Jolts...that was a crazy day.
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damn coffee beans
 
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damn coffee beans
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When I was in boot camp we would mix coffee, chocolate milk, and sugar... the first time I tried one I started feeling lightheaded immediately...
 
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When I was in boot camp we would mix coffee, chocolate milk, and sugar... the first time I tried one I started feeling lightheaded immediately...

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you guys are all lightweights
 
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you guys are all lightweights
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Lightweight? Here's one for you...

On my first ship they had one of those high volume 3-4 gallon coffee makers. Over the course of the day the solid particles in the water would settle at the bottom making a thick slurry.

A guy took a dare to drink a cup, for $10. He got his money and a trip to the hospital.
 
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Lightweight? Here's one for you...

On my first ship they had one of those high volume 3-4 gallon coffee makers. Over the course of the day the solid particles in the water would settle at the bottom making a thick slurry.

A guy took a dare to drink a cup, for $10. He got his money and a trip to the hospital. [/b]
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you guys get high off caffine.. lol lightweights, and I am not talking about illegal narcodics either shaggz :P so don't go there
 
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you guys get high off caffine.. lol lightweights, and I am not talking about illegal narcodics either shaggz :P so don't go there
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I'll take Glue Sniffing for fun and profit for $200 Alex.
 
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you guys get high off caffine.. lol lightweights, and I am not talking about illegal narcodics either shaggz :P so don't go there
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I wasn't really talking about getting high... it's just funny how too much caffine can get you wired and even mess you up...

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I'll take Glue Sniffing for fun and profit for $200 Alex.
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HAHA :D
 
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lol not that either.. if you ever watched Deperate Housewives you'd get it :P
 
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lol not that either.. if you ever watched Deperate Housewives you'd get it :P
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Well since I don't, cause I stand up to pee, why don't you share it with us, or at least me.
 
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I don't watch it either Fluffy. So I don't get it either.
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You got to excuse me, as you can see I am a bit "wound up" right now. So all my comments come with extra lip for the next few minutes or so...till I leave work to go pick up Wook Child.
 
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i only do 1 illegal thing, and i dont see why the hell it isnt legal. shit it has more medical uses the asprin!!
 
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i only do 1 illegal thing, and i dont see why the hell it isnt legal. shit it has more medical uses the asprin!!
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Move to Denver my 420 friend. Didn't you hear they made possession of a small amount legal?
 
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i only do 1 illegal thing, and i dont see why the hell it isnt legal. shit it has more medical uses the asprin!! [/b]
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lol sorry I just figured you'd be the 1st to respond :P
 
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Move to Denver my 420 friend. Didn't you hear they made possession of a small amount legal?
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if you get caught with even a small amount or periphinallia on you with a kid, you automattically lose your child. thats why everything stays at home in our bedroom where she doesnt go near.


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lol sorry I just figured you'd be the 1st to respond :P
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oh its ok. I dont drink anymore cause my kid, havent done any "real" drugs because im just out of that stage, and im trying, not so luckily to quit smoking ciggeretts. but i do hagve my 1 fix. but i gave it up for 4 yrs in the military so if i needed to give it up i would
 
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