funny qoutes

[Isildur]

http://bash.org/?top

dunn if this has been posted before but they were well funny.

 

[Fluffy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Isildur @ May 21 2006, 07:50 PM) [snapback]80464[/snapback][/center]

http://bash.org/?top

dunn if this has been posted before but they were well funny.
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:lol:

It hasn't been posted here before, but it is still a classic site worthy or re-post regardless.

My Favorite:

#104052 +(8536)- [X]

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

 

[Rergface]

#577451 +(5268)- [X]

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

:lol:

 

[Rehhtahn]

I love this one.... cause i remember doing things like this to people in IRC lol..... some really stupid people are in IRC

#244321 +(14884)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

 

[Stavrose]

#367896

<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

 

[Fluffy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ May 22 2006, 01:05 AM) [snapback]80483[/snapback][/center]

#367896

<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Everyone knows you like that one.

 

[Stavrose]

keep a watchful eye, wooks are next on the list of beasts