Ok.
I am not sure if you all listen to Tom Lykus or not?
You all know I do a talk show right?
Well all I listen to is talk radio and I love to hear the stuff about different topics.
Tom has rules I am just posting them I did not make them up. I do agree with them though
Ok dates guys for the lady?s
NEVER spend more then 40 bucks on a date never ever ever.
If you are out to dinner. Her cell phone rings and she picks it up.
Let her know you have to go to the bath room and walk out and get in your car let her find her own way back. But be sure to tell someone that SHE is paying for the meal.
She is on her cell phone hooking up with a guy after the date is over with YOU.
Before you go out to dinner with a lady I want you to eat a ton of food. When you get to the very nice place order a salad. No lady will eat more then you do on a date remember the 40-buck rule.
If you do not get any by the 3rd date move on there are more lady?s out there that will put out. Remember dating = porking
Go to the bank find the ATM trash can get the ticket with the highest amount on it. Save this when you see a very very hot lady?s at the bar write your name and phone number on the back of this ticket ?SHE WILL CALL YOU WHEN SHE SEES ALL THE $$$$$ on the other side. This might take a couple hours.
ALL ways use a condom.
After you are done doing it. Keep the condom on walk to the bathroom note you have to have a bottle of hot sauce all ready. Take the hot sause and pour it into the use condom and throw it away. If you hear screaming later in the night YOU know what she was trying to do. ?That has been done btw?
I will post more rules for the guys later from TOM
This is for dating only.
I am not sure if you all listen to Tom Lykus or not?
You all know I do a talk show right?
Well all I listen to is talk radio and I love to hear the stuff about different topics.
Tom has rules I am just posting them I did not make them up. I do agree with them though
Ok dates guys for the lady?s
NEVER spend more then 40 bucks on a date never ever ever.
If you are out to dinner. Her cell phone rings and she picks it up.
Let her know you have to go to the bath room and walk out and get in your car let her find her own way back. But be sure to tell someone that SHE is paying for the meal.
She is on her cell phone hooking up with a guy after the date is over with YOU.
Before you go out to dinner with a lady I want you to eat a ton of food. When you get to the very nice place order a salad. No lady will eat more then you do on a date remember the 40-buck rule.
If you do not get any by the 3rd date move on there are more lady?s out there that will put out. Remember dating = porking
Go to the bank find the ATM trash can get the ticket with the highest amount on it. Save this when you see a very very hot lady?s at the bar write your name and phone number on the back of this ticket ?SHE WILL CALL YOU WHEN SHE SEES ALL THE $$$$$ on the other side. This might take a couple hours.
ALL ways use a condom.
After you are done doing it. Keep the condom on walk to the bathroom note you have to have a bottle of hot sauce all ready. Take the hot sause and pour it into the use condom and throw it away. If you hear screaming later in the night YOU know what she was trying to do. ?That has been done btw?
I will post more rules for the guys later from TOM
This is for dating only.
As for $$, I don't care what a guy spends on me as long as it's something. And since I'm the supporter in my family - I tend to agree with no more than $40. 
