Yo Mama

[Timi]

Yo mama so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

 

[Madrigal]

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to drag her back into the water.

 

[Timi]

Yo mama so stupid, I caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

[Hoyce]

Yo mama is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

 

[Timi]

Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

 

[Madrigal]

Yo mama so ugly, the zookeepers have to feed her with a sling shot.

 

[Timi]

Yo mama is so poor, she waves a pop cycle around and calls it air conditioning.

 

[SynTaXx-Wrath]

Yo mama is so poor, she waves a pop cycle around and calls it air conditioning.

*giggles* popsicle?

 

[Timi]

*giggles* popsicle?

yo mama...ah hell you have a hood on your head...SHOOSH!

 

[SynTaXx-Wrath]

Yes Sir

 

[zanaiomih]

Yo mama's ass so big it looks Mount Everest look small.