Whats your lie?

mikalale

mikalale

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I was just curious, what is the worst, funniest, or just totally outthere lie you have told someone to get them to have sex with you. And if you say, you haven't lied to any extent ever to get in the sack with someone, thats almost as bad as saying you've never masterbated before!
 
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I was just curious, what is the worst, funniest, or just totally outthere lie you have told someone to get them to have sex with you. And if you say, you haven't lied to any extent ever to get in the sack with someone, thats almost as bad as saying you've never masterbated before!
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Everyone masturbates, and it's nothing to be ashamed of... But I lie if I say that I've lied to get someone in bed lol. I haven't done that ever... Haven't needed to ;)
 
erm... I've never lied to get any woman (my gf's) to have sex with me, but I fully admit to masturbating, especially and definitely during long distance relationships, which I have been in a few.

And simular to what Zana said, I don't need to lie to get a woman (gf) to that stage where we have sex... I don't lie at any stage, not that anyone will beleive me, but oh well.
 
Ive said I dont have a girlfreind when i did -- (way in the past).

Im 20 (she was 26 I was 16 and she was worried about the age gap :0) (this was 1/2 a lifetime ago). (32 now)

I love you

oh the list could go on.
 
I think he's probably cheating so why shouldn't you?

bizarre part is that it worked.
 
Her: Do you love me?

Me: Sweetie, you make me feel things I've never felt before. Whenever I look at you my heart melts. I can't describe what I feel for you, it's so amazing. Your are beauty in its most perfect state. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Best way I've avoided the "love" question AND gotten sex from it lol
 
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this was aimed more towards the guys :P As all women know, WE hold the sex cards.. lol
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Mikalale meet Zana. :devil: Zana meet Mikalale. ^_^
I think you 2 will get on very well and have a lot in common! :lol: ;)
Everything Zana says on Wanderhomies turns into a discussion about sex in a few posts! :lol: :P
:hug:
 
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Mikalale meet Zana. :devil: Zana meet Mikalale. ^_^
I think you 2 will get on very well and have a lot in common! :lol: ;)
Everything Zana says on Wanderhomies turns into a discussion about sex in a few posts! :lol: :P
:hug:
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I guess thats not just my observation then... not a bad thing by any means... :P
 
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Her: Do you love me?

Me: Sweetie, you make me feel things I've never felt before. Whenever I look at you my heart melts. I can't describe what I feel for you, it's so amazing. Your are beauty in its most perfect state. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Best way I've avoided the "love" question AND gotten sex from it lol
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:o Ya have no shame.
 
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I guess thats not just my observation then... not a bad thing by any means... :P
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Plus they're both tailors. So look forward to endless conversations about Revealing skirts, bustier tops, grand ball gowns, hot pants and maybe even... tassles. :devil: ;)
 
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Mikalale meet Zana. :devil: Zana meet Mikalale. ^_^
I think you 2 will get on very well and have a lot in common! :lol: ;)
Everything Zana says on Wanderhomies turns into a discussion about sex in a few posts! :lol: :P
:hug:
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LOL :lol: :innocent:
*Winks at Mikalale* ;)
 
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