Weird Sex Laws

Stavrose

Fried Yoda
Staff member
Got this in an email. There was one that I omitted cause I found out it was false. it was [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]"There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry." I looked it up, it wasn't true (was hoping to relocate to Guam). The rest of these are[/FONT]:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
 
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
 
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

That explains a lot about my husband.
 
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
I'll be putting this law into good use
 
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
Without researching this, I think it only applies to minors. "Master" is the minor title for a male, and become "Mister" on their 18th birthday.
 
how often are minor boys referred to as "bachelors"?
These days it's not very often, but I have no idea how old the law is. It could be 150 years ago, and maybe then a 16 yr old might be considered a bachelor, and then I'd have no idea at what point the salutation of master transitioned to mister. For all I know that could take place when a man got married or became the male of the household.
 
in the UK it is normal for kids to be referred to as "Master" up to a certain age. i have no idea what that age is though
 
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