Warning: Internet Cleaning

Tiveria

Sheeptastic!
Internet Cleaning

DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 1st.

*** Attention ***

It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on March 31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 2nd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:

* 1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.

* 2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.

* 3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the Internet.

* 4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.

We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff
Main Branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it.

Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well.

Edit: Found at www.snopes.com
 
urgh this reminds me of the kind of shit that idiots that have your email address forward around on hotmail saying you have to reply or they will close your accounts

the even more stupid thing is that these are being forwarded all year round and not just april fools day

/sigh
 
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Internet Cleaning

DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 1st.

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that part killed it for me, its only two minutes :P
 
The scary part of this type of joke is most will take it seriously :blink:

*grumble* you should have a permit to use a computer or take a class or something........ *grumble* n00bs :angry:
 
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The scary part of this type of joke is most will take it seriously :blink:

*grumble* you should have a permit to use a computer or take a class or something........ *grumble* n00bs :angry:
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Agree, some people should be prohibited of using a computer. :)
 
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that's cuz some people don't have ANY sense of fun or humour.
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:lol:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ker-ri @ Apr 3 2006, 08:31 PM) [snapback]66621[/snapback][/center]
The scary part of this type of joke is most will take it seriously :blink:

*grumble* you should have a permit to use a computer or take a class or something........ *grumble* n00bs :angry:
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My absolute favorite April Fool's Day Gag:

My mom's company a few years ago sent out e-mails to everyone on April 1st, saying:

"We have just installed new voice activated software!!! Now to turn on any of your applications, simply say "Computer " [application]! It will know what you are saying!"

Well down the hall from my mom is the VP of Finance. My mom heard this first:

"Computer. Word!" "Computer. Excel!"

Then:

"Hello, I'm working on the new voice activated software system, and it isn't working."

Now I could see this having some merit...except they didn't have microphones to talk INTO.
 
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