Turkey Day

Me and the wife will be taking our long-overdue Honeymoon to Vegas!!
We plan to have Thanksgiving dinner at Ceaser'sd Palace (might change when we get there).
Only shitty part is we are going to miss our daughter's first Thanksgiving :( (Vegas just isnt 4 mth old material)
But oh well, she will have a good holiday with her grandparents, who are being forced to taped the ENTIRE day for us. Wow went on for a few minutes, sorry..
 
Originally posted by Tiveria
Lol. My boss keeps walking in and checking to make sure I'm here. He doesn't want me leaving.
Aint that some bull? Rub in your face that you have days off, then when you realize it wont let you leave.
 
I will be driving over 100 miles with the family in the car to my in-laws house to masticate for hours ummm turky and wine.....




DrewPA

When I sit alone and ruminate. The thought of masticating comes to mind. I pull a banana from my secret place and begin to masticate. All ways keeping one hand free and an eye open for someone sneaking up on me in the dark. I am disheveled when I masticate. So I need to use a napery on the ground to catch all my cascading slop.

Do I when a prize for the usage of the vernacular above?
 
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