TIMI been powned

No I really should NOT open that at work. (I almost did until I saw the file it was opening...)
 
for Tiv
It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
 
"When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


:o
 
I'm shocked that these are all men. You'd think that this record would be held by a woman.

I guess it's harder to count with women....
 
/sigh
/shakes head

sex is all anyone here thinks about...it's hilarious... we shoudl have an over 18 section or something...
 
Vix already tried. But it was kinda vix. You know that it's more fun to hint at it than really come out and say it.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Apr 4 2006, 08:51 PM) [snapback]66963[/snapback][/center]
Vix already tried. But it was kinda vix. You know that it's more fun to hint at it than really come out and say it.
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I agree...
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Apr 5 2006, 06:26 AM) [snapback]67027[/snapback][/center]
Every animal on earth?
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yea but enter a contest and boast about it everywhere? :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ruler-jimbo @ Apr 4 2006, 04:27 PM) [snapback]67029[/snapback][/center]
yea but enter a contest and boast about it everywhere? :P
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Every man on the planet? :ducks:
 
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Okay, I got to admit, 36 times in one day is very, very impressive. Wow, the chaffing alone would be too painful to bear.
 
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