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OMFG ok something wierd was going on today, I had like 3 separate animal attacks!!

In the morning I was loading stuff into the car and this bird randomly flew up and landed on my back and started pecking me to death!!! So after liberal running around and freaking out with my arms flailing, he ran off. Little coward!!

Then we were driving and like 4 bees decided to make a surgical strike through the window and fly all over ME, nobody else in the care was bothered!!! So after yet more freaking out I got them out the window and rolled them up. :wacko:

So I just get home, post a bit, then I'm in the bathroom sitting there and all of a sudden I notice this little critter crawling towards my foot. And I'm like, 'oh I recognize you!' A FREAKING SCORPION is after me now!!! Luckily we just remodelled in there and there was a spare thingy of tiles so I dropped it on him a couple times. He stopped moving and I gave him another one for good measure. :D

Omg I'm sitting here paranoid as hell! I'm expecting a rhino to bash through the window or something!!! :pinch:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tavasha @ May 17 2006, 12:58 PM) [snapback]79421[/snapback][/center]
OMFG ok something wierd was going on today, I had like 3 separate animal attacks!!

In the morning I was loading stuff into the car and this bird randomly flew up and landed on my back and started pecking me to death!!! So after liberal running around and freaking out with my arms flailing, he ran off. Little coward!!

Then we were driving and like 4 bees decided to make a surgical strike through the window and fly all over ME, nobody else in the care was bothered!!! So after yet more freaking out I got them out the window and rolled them up. :wacko:

So I just get home, post a bit, then I'm in the bathroom sitting there and all of a sudden I notice this little critter crawling towards my foot. And I'm like, 'oh I recognize you!' A FREAKING SCORPION is after me now!!! Luckily we just remodelled in there and there was a spare thingy of tiles so I dropped it on him a couple times. He stopped moving and I gave him another one for good measure. :D

Omg I'm sitting here paranoid as hell! I'm expecting a rhino to bash through the window or something!!! :pinch:
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Awwe :hug:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tavasha @ May 17 2006, 03:58 PM) [snapback]79421[/snapback][/center]
OMFG ok something wierd was going on today, I had like 3 separate animal attacks!!

In the morning I was loading stuff into the car and this bird randomly flew up and landed on my back and started pecking me to death!!! So after liberal running around and freaking out with my arms flailing, he ran off. Little coward!!

Then we were driving and like 4 bees decided to make a surgical strike through the window and fly all over ME, nobody else in the care was bothered!!! So after yet more freaking out I got them out the window and rolled them up. :wacko:

So I just get home, post a bit, then I'm in the bathroom sitting there and all of a sudden I notice this little critter crawling towards my foot. And I'm like, 'oh I recognize you!' A FREAKING SCORPION is after me now!!! Luckily we just remodelled in there and there was a spare thingy of tiles so I dropped it on him a couple times. He stopped moving and I gave him another one for good measure. :D

Omg I'm sitting here paranoid as hell! I'm expecting a rhino to bash through the window or something!!! :pinch:
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I didn't know they had scorpions there!!! :o
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tavasha @ May 17 2006, 03:58 PM) [snapback]79421[/snapback][/center]
OMFG ok something wierd was going on today, I had like 3 separate animal attacks!!

In the morning I was loading stuff into the car and this bird randomly flew up and landed on my back and started pecking me to death!!! So after liberal running around and freaking out with my arms flailing, he ran off. Little coward!!

Then we were driving and like 4 bees decided to make a surgical strike through the window and fly all over ME, nobody else in the care was bothered!!! So after yet more freaking out I got them out the window and rolled them up. :wacko:

So I just get home, post a bit, then I'm in the bathroom sitting there and all of a sudden I notice this little critter crawling towards my foot. And I'm like, 'oh I recognize you!' A FREAKING SCORPION is after me now!!! Luckily we just remodelled in there and there was a spare thingy of tiles so I dropped it on him a couple times. He stopped moving and I gave him another one for good measure. :D

Omg I'm sitting here paranoid as hell! I'm expecting a rhino to bash through the window or something!!! :pinch:
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*reconsiders his lion-in-the-bedroom-closet stunt for later*
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ May 17 2006, 01:01 PM) [snapback]79429[/snapback][/center]
*reconsiders his lion-in-the-bedroom-closet stunt for later*
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:lol:

How about a Lick Feet stunt? :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Artica @ May 17 2006, 04:02 PM) [snapback]79431[/snapback][/center]
:lol:

How about a Lick Feet stunt? :P
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm

/lick Kitty's feet

It's good look dammit.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ May 17 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]79432[/snapback][/center]
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

/lick Kitty's feet

It's good look dammit.
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:lol: That would feel funny.

Tav? How ya feel about Kitties and Sheeps?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tavasha @ May 17 2006, 01:05 PM) [snapback]79435[/snapback][/center]
sheeps?? lol I think I missed a part!

*scrolls up*
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Tiv = :sheep:
 
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