Some Interesting Online Petitions

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Petition for Masturbation
Impeach George W. Bush
Ban Donkey Porn
National Elf Porn Day Petition
SWG Rollback Petition
Bill Gates: Buy The Rainforests
Bring Rankin-Bass' The Mad Monster Party to DVD
Stay In The US You Homo And Play Halo With Us
Put The Star Wars Kid In Episode III
Ban Mothers Against Maddox
Give Maddox The Official Title "King Of The Internet"
Burlington Coat Factory Stop Selling Racist Merchandise
No Auto Toilets
Scotland Is Better Than Here
Hippies Are Stupid Dumbfucks That Need To Kill Themselves
Oh Noes EV = Bad
1337 Is The Language Of The Future
Drinking Age Should Be 18
Legalize Marijuana
Humanity Sucks
Pie For The Win
Cake Petition
Replace Bush With A Cake
Beer Not Kids
Shut Up!
You Die Now

 

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Beer Not Kids
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To: The Right Honourable Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada; The Honourable Stephen Harper; The Honourable Jack Layton
Dear Sirs,

We the undersigned demand an immediate cessation of anti-beer comments from individuals running for Parliament.

We are quite frankly flabbergasted that an election debate surrounding something as mundane as child care has degenerated into an attack on a sacred Canadian pastime like drinking beer.

We think it is time that candidates started respecting beer. Beer is more than a beverage. It is part of the National Fabric.

Some Canadians do in fact choose beer not kids.

Don't bash the beer drinker.


Sincerely,

The Undersigned