A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Bears-Colts Super Bowl game. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat's empty."
"Incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for a game like this, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But, couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
"No," he says, "the seat's empty."
"Incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for a game like this, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But, couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
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