Please...help me...

[Tiveria]

So in the new "pods" there's someone who listens to music who sits next to me. While piac guy once in awhile made noises, it was nothing next to the attrocity of the guy I call Clackety Clack.

For the first month or so, he made several phone calls where he yelled loudly and hit his keyboard so hard that you could hear him typing in the next building.

Well now, he's taken to wearing headphones and listening to music. Not content to enjoy the sweet sounds quietly, he sings. Well, I wouldn't say sing, but moan softly out of tune to whatever ditty he is listening to.

I don't think the whole cup trick would work anymore since we're all in connected pods with walls thin as paper. Help. Please.

 

[Fluffy]

Wait tell he gets up to go somewhere, then pee on his seat.

 

[Tiveria]

I'm not built like that

 

[Timi]

Human Resources. If that's not an option, I refer you to Fluffy's suggestion.

 

[Fluffy]

I'm not built like that

Last time I checked, you can squat, can't you?

 

[Tiveria]

Human Resources. If that's not an option, I refer you to Fluffy's suggestion.

It's widely known that he has quirks. Since we're the lowest on the totem poll we got him in our pod.

And yes, I can squat, but ... just no. that's so wrong.

 

[Curse]

Why not tell him to STFU?

 

[Stomis]

Squirt a bottle of eye drops into his drink. That'll get him out of there for a few hours.

 

[Curse]

Spike his drink with LSD and tell your boss that he's high lol.

 

[zanaiomih]

Confronted him? :huh:

 

[Stomis]

Put bleach in his coke.

 

[Tiveria]

Just to give you an idea what kinda guy this is...

the CEO of our company wanted to fire him. Our technical manager told the CEO that they can't do that because it would be impossible to replace him. He can basically do whatever he wants.

 

[Darein]

Why not tell him to STFU?

QFE.

 

[Fluffy]

Just to give you an idea what kinda guy this is...

the CEO of our company wanted to fire him. Our technical manager told the CEO that they can't do that because it would be impossible to replace him. He can basically do whatever he wants.

Okay, what could he possibly be doing for a bank that could not be replaced by a perfectly good Perl script?

 

[Tiveria]

Okay, what could he possibly be doing for a bank that could not be replaced by a perfectly good Perl script?

I could imagine something, but I don't want to have nightmares....

 

[Stomis]

Put guppies ontop of his harddrive. Not wet ones just old, dead guppies. When he gets a new computer cause it smells so bad, do it again.

 

[Rankin]

Fight fire with DEATH METAL.