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Sheeptastic!
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The final votes have been tallied for last quarter’s Share the Passion award and we’re proud to let you know that you were nominated by your colleagues as a person at [Insert Company Name] who exemplifies that core value. In fact, you received enough votes to become a finalist in this quarter’s drawing, which will take place on Tuesday, February 5. All finalists will receive awards ranging from gift cards to [Insert Company Name] logo wear to a grand prize of $500.

Please join us on Tuesday to help us celebrate and recognize the great effort and contributions all our finalists have made to make [Insert Company Name] a special place to work. If you cannot attend, please let us know so that we can select a gift for you on your behalf.


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I just got this in my e-mail this morning, and I'm shocked! It's really cool to get recognized by the peers.
 
Hello!

The final votes have been tallied for last quarter’s Share the Passion award and we’re proud to let you know that you were nominated by your colleagues as a person at [Insert Company Name] who exemplifies that core value. In fact, you received enough votes to become a finalist in this quarter’s drawing, which will take place on Tuesday, February 5. All finalists will receive awards ranging from gift cards to [Insert Company Name] logo wear to a grand prize of $500.

Please join us on Tuesday to help us celebrate and recognize the great effort and contributions all our finalists have made to make [Insert Company Name] a special place to work. If you cannot attend, please let us know so that we can select a gift for you on your behalf.


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I just got this in my e-mail this morning, and I'm shocked! It's really cool to get recognized by the peers.

Well, you know what you have to do to win the quarter's drawing, right?

Choice A: Pull a Hillary and start crying for attention
Choice B: Well.....I don't think I have to get too specific...:D
 
They'll also need your username and password informatin, along with your credit card number, expiration date, along with the three digit security code (located on the white strip on the back of the credit card).
 
And to collect your prize, all you have to do is attend a seminar where Erik Estrada tries to sell you land out in the middle of fecking nowhere.
 
And to collect your prize, all you have to do is attend a seminar where Erik Estrada tries to sell you land out in the middle of fecking nowhere.

And that's just for the logowear.

I can't imagine what's needed for the $500.

In case I wrote something that was illogical (I do that a lot sometimes), this was sent out by the VP of HR. (who is a woman, stop looking at me like that Fluffy.)

I'm sure most of the info asked for was already apart of my background check from years ago.

That and the names of all my unborn children, who have not even been thought of yet.
 
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