My fight with the Giant Turkey

Tiveria

Tiveria

Sheeptastic!
So my car is the only one in the parking lot today since it's Sunday and I'm making up time.

Well, I park and start walking into the office and suddenly I get a jolt of recognition. There's a giant turkey sitting outside the door.

I don't mean like standing in the front entryway kind of walking around - it wanted to get in!

So I run back to my car (the thing was almost as tall as I am) and thought "WTF do I do now?! I can't just go home because if I do I get docked, I can't just walk in the thing is freakin' huge."

So I stare at it and it stares back, and I finally remember the door the smokers use. I drive around back, pray it's not a no-parking zone and go inside.

We have a lot of animals around our building since it's so deep in the woods. In fact I've seen turkey's walking around the windows - but never at the front door!
 
Um, I'm not sure what I'd do, probably the same as you, or try to outrun it to the door. LOL. It's not a mountain lion, but I have to admit I have no clue as to the pecking-my-eyes-out potential of a wild turkey.

Some things you *could* do:

Bring a net to work, throw it on any animals that get in your way.

Bring a water-gun to work, squirt it at any animals that bug you.

Bring pepper-spray (best idea I can think of so far), you'll know what to do.

Yell at the creature and get in it's face, scare the s*** out of it.

Um... wear steel-toe boots and kick it?

LOL


Ah, that was kinda fun.
 
Tiveria said:
So my car is the only one in the parking lot today since it's Sunday and I'm making up time.

Well, I park and start walking into the office and suddenly I get a jolt of recognition. There's a giant turkey sitting outside the door.

I don't mean like standing in the front entryway kind of walking around - it wanted to get in!

So I run back to my car (the thing was almost as tall as I am) and thought "WTF do I do now?! I can't just go home because if I do I get docked, I can't just walk in the thing is freakin' huge."

So I stare at it and it stares back, and I finally remember the door the smokers use. I drive around back, pray it's not a no-parking zone and go inside.

We have a lot of animals around our building since it's so deep in the woods. In fact I've seen turkey's walking around the windows - but never at the front door!
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That's better than where I work. The turkeys sit at desks and ask me to help them.
 
LOL @ Cahnuuk

Oh, and I went back and checked and the thing decided to take a nap against the door...
 
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