I Hate Nosey People

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Eldiablo8

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I got shopping today and well go to the condom aisle. Figures everyone is camping it. So I am looking over what I want to buy when some old lady is staring at me with evil eyes and whispering to her friend. Finally I had enough. I got up to her with two packages and ask "what do you think. Magnum or her pleasure?" She walked away indignate and pissed.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 21 2006, 10:04 AM) [snapback]32546[/snapback][/center]
I got shopping today and well go to the condom aisle. Figures everyone is camping it. So I am looking over what I want to buy when some old lady is staring at me with evil eyes and whispering to her friend. Finally I had enough. I got up to her with two packages and ask "what do you think. Magnum or her pleasure?" She walked away indignate and pissed.
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I would have asked if she wanted to help in product testing :ph34r:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 20 2006, 07:05 PM) [snapback]32547[/snapback][/center]
I would have asked if she wanted to help in product testing :ph34r:
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no man she was old. but for you yeah you like that. Man there were some hewt ass bitches at this store.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rekknaw @ Jan 21 2006, 10:12 AM) [snapback]32555[/snapback][/center]
I cast GHEY on this thread
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From the man who says he likes COCK!
 
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I got shopping today and well go to the condom aisle. Figures everyone is camping it. So I am looking over what I want to buy when some old lady is staring at me with evil eyes and whispering to her friend. Finally I had enough. I got up to her with two packages and ask "what do you think. Magnum or her pleasure?" She walked away indignate and pissed.
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ROFL.

I love how in game terms get used in RL, the bit about everybody camping the condom aisle. I can immagine everybody sitting there and 5 condom's appearing on teh shelf then everybody goes nuts trying to grab it and Bio Sig it. lol
 
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ROFL.

I love how in game terms get used in RL, the bit about everybody camping the condom aisle. I can immagine everybody sitting there and 5 condom's appearing on teh shelf then everybody goes nuts trying to grab it and Bio Sig it. lol
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ewwwwwwwwww
 
I'm gonna have to go and camp the sushi bar, 'cause the lady wants sushi for dinner. I'll have to tip bank the chef cause I don't have creds on me. :lol:
 
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ROFL.

I love how in game terms get used in RL, the bit about everybody camping the condom aisle. I can immagine everybody sitting there and 5 condom's appearing on teh shelf then everybody goes nuts trying to grab it and Bio Sig it. lol
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ROFL good catch.
 
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ewwwwwwwwww
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ya, i wanted to use in game terms but that was the only one that really fit the bill lol :D.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 21 2006, 01:04 AM) [snapback]32546[/snapback][/center]
I got shopping today and well go to the condom aisle. Figures everyone is camping it. So I am looking over what I want to buy when some old lady is staring at me with evil eyes and whispering to her friend. Finally I had enough. I got up to her with two packages and ask "what do you think. Magnum or her pleasure?" She walked away indignate and pissed.
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she was just jealous cuz she thought you were getting some...

I tell you, people have some mighty weird hang ups about sex....

you are just being responsable.... :D

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ROFL.

I love how in game terms get used in RL, the bit about everybody camping the condom aisle. I can immagine everybody sitting there and 5 condom's appearing on teh shelf then everybody goes nuts trying to grab it and Bio Sig it. lol
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I found myself doing that too. Like sitting in the car as we drive some place and yelling at the other drivers ( who for the record drive like total lunatics here)
"Get off the road ya fucking N00b!!!"
rotlf.

language is fluid
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ Jan 21 2006, 03:34 PM) [snapback]32643[/snapback][/center]
she was just jealous cuz she thought you were getting some...

I tell you, people have some mighty weird hang ups about sex....

you are just being responsable.... :D
I found myself doing that too. Like sitting in the car as we drive some place and yelling at the other drivers ( who for the record drive like total lunatics here)
"Get off the road ya fucking N00b!!!"
rotlf.

language is fluid
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my friends make fun of me sometimes cuz i say wtf instead of what the fuck. It's like half accident, half on purpose, but i dont really notice it anymore. haha, and one of my friends says "lawl"
 
Yeah, everytime me and the wife are about to get busy, I run out of the bathroom screaming Diiiiirrtyyyy Haaaaiiiirryyyy!!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ Jan 21 2006, 12:34 AM) [snapback]32643[/snapback][/center]
I found myself doing that too. Like sitting in the car as we drive some place and yelling at the other drivers ( who for the record drive like total lunatics here)
"Get off the road ya fucking N00b!!!"
rotlf.

language is fluid
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I won't cut you off again. And for the record you calling me N00b cuts like a knife and my soul is butter.
 
LOL, people have to realize if sex didn't exist, we wouldn't exist.

Except maybe for test tube babies, but that's even more "unethical" than sex. So yeah people are crazy.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 21 2006, 04:52 PM) [snapback]32807[/snapback][/center]
I won't cut you off again. And for the record you calling me N00b cuts like a knife and my soul is butter.
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erm...
okay

*giggle*
 
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