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Shaggz1297

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This morning at about 5:45 am, my wife wakes me to tell me there is a naked guy asleep on our couch. yes, naked down to not even socks buck ass naked. and as soon as i went into the living room- shotgun in hand,i dont **** around-, it becomes apparent this fool has more drink in him then a liquer store. so me and the wife start yelling at this drunk ass to get out, and he starts blabbering about how we should all go to the lake like we used too. (never seen this dude in my life). I tell him hes got 2 seconds before i call the cops, he dont move, so i call them.they get there and are totally awsome. throw this dude on the floor and handcuff him. the other cops are asking me and my wife questions and being totally cool, and let us know he was goiing to jail not detox which i was very very happy about. Also, every stitch of clothing minus his shoes were in the hallway of our building, right next to where he pissed and vomited. (i aint cleaing it up!!) we thought we lost one of our cats, and took a walk around our building and found withing 1 foot of each other a bicycle, a set of keys, and shoes. what is odd is the keys were NOT to my building, and both doors leading inside are locked, so someone either had to buzz him in from their apartment, which is jacked up, or he was out drinking in one of the 24 apartments, and left to "go home", but who would let someone inside their house with no shoes on??
So anyway with my cat, i search the whole aprtment cant find her, sure she went outside, so i walked around for like half an hour, and got home and she was chilling in my living room.
and BTW, 4 cops in my house, even though there for a drunk naked guy and really nice, wasnt so easy on the mind lol if you get my drift
 
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This morning at about 5:45 am, my wife wakes me to tell me there is a naked guy asleep on our couch. yes, naked down to not even socks buck ass naked. and as soon as i went into the living room- shotgun in hand,i dont **** around-, it becomes apparent this fool has more drink in him then a liquer store. so me and the wife start yelling at this drunk ass to get out, and he starts blabbering about how we should all go to the lake like we used too. (never seen this dude in my life). I tell him hes got 2 seconds before i call the cops, he dont move, so i call them.they get there and are totally awsome. throw this dude on the floor and handcuff him. the other cops are asking me and my wife questions and being totally cool, and let us know he was goiing to jail not detox which i was very very happy about. Also, every stitch of clothing minus his shoes were in the hallway of our building, right next to where he pissed and vomited. (i aint cleaing it up!!) we thought we lost one of our cats, and took a walk around our building and found withing 1 foot of each other a bicycle, a set of keys, and shoes. what is odd is the keys were NOT to my building, and both doors leading inside are locked, so someone either had to buzz him in from their apartment, which is jacked up, or he was out drinking in one of the 24 apartments, and left to "go home", but who would let someone inside their house with no shoes on??
So anyway with my cat, i search the whole aprtment cant find her, sure she went outside, so i walked around for like half an hour, and got home and she was chilling in my living room.
and BTW, 4 cops in my house, even though there for a drunk naked guy and really nice, wasnt so easy on the mind lol if you get my drift
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Sooooooo, where did you stash the weed while the cops were there?

Oh, and I am confused, was the guy in "your" apartment, or just in the main lobby of the complex or something?
 
sounds liek a great start to the day to me! beats having to wake up and do the daily grind over and over again

i wish i had one of those every so often!
 
How did he get into your actual apartment? And its a good thing he was too drunk to do anything, that just made it a whole lot easier for the police and you :lol:
 
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Sooooooo, where did you stash the weed while the cops were there?

Oh, and I am confused, was the guy in "your" apartment, or just in the main lobby of the complex or something?
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it wasnt the "bag" as much as the peices we own

and no, not in the lobby(we dont have one), on my freaking couch in my living room. and to awnser the other questions, he somehow got into our building whihc has 2 entrances and both are locked 24/7, and broke into my place threw the front door
 
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it wasnt the "bag" as much as the peices we own

and no, not in the lobby(we dont have one), on my freaking couch in my living room. and to awnser the other questions, he somehow got into our building whihc has 2 entrances and both are locked 24/7, and broke into my place threw the front door
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You need a new front door man...and I think the word you are looking for is paraphernaila. :lol:
 
we lived in a four floor walkup once with secure entrances...one night some loser gets totally trashed and decides he and his ex should get back together ( stellaaaaaaaa!!!) anyways he cant get in the door so he punches the full glass window and of course shreds his arm.. bleeding profousley he then precedes to stagger up four flights of stairs leaving the all way looking like the scene in the shining with the elevator that gushes blood...

i wake up at 3am to get to work and see the lights outside the window from the cop cars and dont really pay much attention ..then i walk oot the front door and omg its like blood everywhere ..im like damn erm wtf happened here? then i go to work and my wife fills me in later on the above story the end

edited for some cavemen like writing sorry it was early/late :P
 
Wow those are some good stories. Ever figure out what happened (whether someone let him in or he was at someone else's apartment)?
 
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Wow those are some good stories. Ever figure out what happened (whether someone let him in or he was at someone else's apartment)?
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not really, we have found people who had problems with him aroun our neighborhood, but nothing from in my building. dont knpow how he got into my security locked building and into my house. but we met 1 person who kinda knew the guy, or knows a friend of hius, and the dude i guess was begging him to let him sleep there and the dude wasnt having none of that. B

BTW we mad the newspaper, Clicky!! to read it. but we found he wasnt in his 40s like i guessed, but fifty-fucking-two. talk about a fucking loser :ph34r:

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holy cow....
that's freaky.

Glad you are both okay.
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well, to be perfectly honest we were glad our baby was sleeping over at her grandmas!!
 
It says a woman called the cops...you sound like a woman? :P
But in all seriousness, that does sounds crazy and like ya said good thing the kid wasn't home that night.
 
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