HMBURG3R

Curse

Bored to death... maybe...
SO I WAS AT DA MAL AATNG A HMBURG3R WH3N I HAP3NAD UPON A 3 YEAR OLD TRASH CAN WIT DA NM3 BOB STAPL3D ACROS DA LID!1!!1 OMG I ANDAD UP POPNG IN IT SINCE TEH HMBURGER MAED MAH TUMY FEL BAD!11!!1 OMG LOL AFTER I WAS FINISHED DROPNG TEH KIDS OF I H3AEDD DOWN 2 DA BUY MORE AND DACIEDD 2 APLEY FOR TEH N3RD HERD!111!11 WTF LOL TEH REST SI HIS2RY!!1!!1!1!!!!!! OMG NOW IMM A SUC3SFUL NARD HERD3R AND I AAT WAFLES 3VARY MORNNG!!!!1!! LOL (I GAEV UP ON HMBURGARS)!!1!1!1! DA END!!!!1! WTF LOL
 
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I PWN UR AS STFU U BIG NOB!1111! OMG WTF LOL IMM GONA GET H3ADSHOTS AND KIL UR TAM!!1!!!11 OMG IMM GONA KIK UR AS!111!1!1! OMG WTF STFU DONT TOK ABOUT MAH MOMY TAHT WAY!!1!!11 OMG LOL
 
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FOUR SCORE AND SEVAN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THES CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCAIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL M3N R CREAETD 3QUAL
NOW!!1!1 LOL WE R 3NGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WH3THAR TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO D3DICAETD CAN LONG 3NDURE!!1!!!11 OMG WTF WE R MET ON A GRAAT BATLA-FEILD OF TAHT WAR!1!1!1 WTF LOL WA HAEV COME 2 D3DICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL R3STNG PLAEC FOR THOS3 WHO HER3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV!!!!!1!!! WTF LOL IT SI AL2GATHAR FITNG AND PROPAR TAHT W3 SHUD DO THIS
BUT!1!111!1 OMG WTF LOL IN A LARG3R SENSA W3 CAN NOT DEDICAET - W3 CAN NOT CONSECRAET - WA CAN NOT HALOW - THES GROUND!11!1 OMG WTF LOL TEH BRAEV M3N LIVNG AND DEAD WHO STRUGLAD HERA HAEV CONS3CRAETD IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR DETRACT!!!11!1!1 OMG WTF TEH WORLD WIL LITLE NOTE NOR LONG R3MEMBR WUT WA SAY H3RE BUT IT CAN NAV3R FORGET WT DID H3RE!!!11 OMG WTF IT SI FOR US TEH LIVNG RATHER 2 B DEDICAETD H3RE 2 DA UNFINISH3D WORK WHICH TH3Y WHO FOUGHT HER3 HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLEY ADVANCED!1!11!1!! OMG WTF LOL IT SI RATHER FOR US 2 B HER3 D3DICAETD 2 DA GREAT TASK REMANENG BFORA US - TAHT FROM THESE HONORED D3AD WE TAEK INCREAESD DAVOTION 2 TAHT CAUES FOR WHICH THEY GAEV TEH LAST FUL MEASURA OF D3VOTION - TAHT WE HERE HIGHLEY R3SOLVE TAHT THESA D3AD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE - TAHT THES NATION UND3R GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM - AND TAHT GOV3RNMENT OF TEH P3OPLA BY DA PAOPLE FOR TEH P3OPLA SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM TEH EARTH!1!!!1! WTF LOL
 
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