Funny things youve heard people say

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"Do watermelons grow on trees?" - AP Amer History student

Teacher: I already have an engangement on that day.
Student: You got enganged?!

"Holy shit, people dont even say fucking excuse me" - typical WHHS student

"No bookbag's in the ala cait line" - Sign seen in the WHHS lunch line

"Knowledge doesn't matter. It what you do with it." - scrolling message seen in WHHS lunch room

Band Director: Why do they call down everyone with a last name starting with X for pictures? The only word I can think of that starts with X is....xylophone.
Student (immediately after): And zebra!
 
on every single test or quiz..in like all my classes..like every 5 min...on a question like "who was the person that killed bobby in the story?" and i swear 10 people will say they dont understand what the question is asking for...and the kid who asks these question says he wants to go to harvard...
 
During summer school American History Post-Reconstruction Era, we had this really stupid girl in our class:

Professor: "So the Five Points was home to some of the poorest immigrants in New York City."

Dumb Girl: "Wait, why were they poor?"

Professor: "Because they were new to the country, and had almost no money to live on. There was no such thing as fair wages back then."

Dumb Girl: "OK, but why were they poor?"

Professor: "They just were. Moving along..."





"No Timi, that is not a proper demonstration of how a pulley works!" - Timi's high school science teacher
 
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