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He'd Better Get Free Pretzels

Airport security: Sir, we've been informed that you are carrying a firearm aboard this plane.
Suit: WHAT?!
Flight attendant: I overheard him say he was going to disassemble his firearm!
Suit: FLY ROD! Disassemble my FLY ROD!
Flight attendant: Oh. Whoops.

--Jet Blue plane, JFK

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ackis @ Jun 7 2006, 12:47 PM) [snapback]85414[/snapback][/center]
I don't get it. :(
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:hug: Just saying you need a date - you should go here.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ackis @ Jun 7 2006, 12:56 PM) [snapback]85418[/snapback][/center]
Yah... I'll be there in an hour? :P
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Woot See ya there. :P Don't wait for me.
 
Woman: Do you have a non-fiction section?
Book guy: Well, everything that's not fiction is non-fiction. [Over] there's cooking, and there's history.
Woman: No, that's not what I asked. Do you have a section for non-fiction?
Book guy: Well, there are no non-fiction novels. Everything here that's not a novel is non-fiction.
Woman: But you don't have a non-fiction section?
Book guy: No. Everything that isn't fiction is non-fiction.
 
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Woman: Do you have a non-fiction section?
Book guy: Well, everything that's not fiction is non-fiction. [Over] there's cooking, and there's history.
Woman: No, that's not what I asked. Do you have a section for non-fiction?
Book guy: Well, there are no non-fiction novels. Everything here that's not a novel is non-fiction.
Woman: But you don't have a non-fiction section?
Book guy: No. Everything that isn't fiction is non-fiction.
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double negative? :lol:
 
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