Excuse Generator!

[Tiveria]

Need to get out of something?

http://gprime.net/game.php/excusegenerator

Post some of your funnier ones...

I have to...
"Bury my husky prisoner"

 

[Tiveria]

"Chop my grumpy legs"

 

[Tiveria]

"poison my yiddish mailman"

 

[Cahnuuk]

Loosen my hefty grandmother? Gross.

 

[Cahnuuk]

"twist my unwieldy yak"

 

[Cahnuuk]

"bathe my huge butt"

 

[Tiveria]

examine my hairy brother
floss my hefty rash
shave my dead donut
scratch my tiny grandma
loosen my lumpy carpet

 

[Jess]

"Hypnotize my frugal hamster"
"Bury my sunburned ego"
"Study my scary armpits"

 

[Cahnuuk]

bury my canadian monkey

 

[Tiveria]

skip my fluffy chicken

 

[Tiveria]

shuffle my Canadian sister

*innocent*

 

[Tiveria]

erm. spank my fuzzy mom...

 

[Cahnuuk]

strum my salty trumpet

 

[Cahnuuk]

spank my unwieldy weasel

 

[melikey]

wax my floppy sausage

 

[Artica]

Lose my deadly mom!

 

[Tiveria]

I have this on my cube now:

Skip my Angry Pills!

 

[Madrigal]

Tighten my slimy underpants?

Wait. I'm confused. Is the masturbation euphemism thread?

 

[Azrail Aleback]

Tighten my slimy underpants?

Wait. I'm confused. Is the masturbation euphemism thread?

Spank my squishy monkey! :lol:

Examine my lumpy muffin

 

[Artica]

Salvage my hefty cat