DAMN! Stupid WBC

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Zampy

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I just found out they're going to be in Daytona on August 12, and I'm gonna miss it. Probably for the best... but still :(
 
lol those guys..

They can never stop smiling and laughing when people tell them their nuts it's facinating.
 
Heres a great way to mess with chuchgoers.

me: Ok now one of the commandments is thou shall not kill right?
them: thats right
me: well it seems that god has no compunction about killing
them: well thats because hes god, you can't hold god to the standards of man
me: oh i see, so god is allowed to sin is what your saying?
them: well is isnt a sin when god does it
me: so then jesus christ could have been a homosexual
them: what! what da hell you talkin bout
me: well you said god can sin and homosexuality is a sin so it seems that if god can kill, he can indulge in homosexual activites
them: well he could but he wouldnt because god wouldnt want to do that, why would he want to do that?
me: well why would god want to kill?
them: wwwell your just a sicko go rot in hell
 
When a Jehova's witness comes to the door I usually just get the katana I have by the door. Push the blade a little off the sheath, so it's easy to unsheathe, just in case I need to. Then I tell the guy/girl, "Leave. Now." :lol:

Did that this weekend six times. I was so pissed. They usually come just once every 3 months or so. One of my neighbors just turned to the dark side, and now wants to turn everyone else. Worse than kowloon vampires! :mad:
 
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