Clerks II Teaser Trailer

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The Dirty Smuggler/Agent
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Clerks FTGDW!

Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
Blasphemy.
"Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 10 2006, 12:06 AM) [snapback]24394[/snapback][/center]
You know it will never touch the original though. He by now has gotten commercialized.
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Could care less about comparing it to the original. It's about seeing a good flick. Snootchie Bootchies!
 
this flick is going to ROCK. lol i just saw one of the episodes of degrassi with jay & silent bob- it was pretty funny.
 
Agree with el-d. It won't touch the original, but it doesn't have to....


RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
DANTE: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
RANDAL: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
WORKER: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about?
RANDAL: The ending of Return of the Jedi.
DANTE: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels.
WORKER: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
RANDAL: Like when?
WORKER: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
DANTE: Whose house was it?
WORKER: Dominick Bambino's.
RANDAL: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?
WORKER: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
DANTE: Based on personal politics.
WORKER: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling.
RANDAL: No way!
WORKER: I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky? You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this...(taps his heart) not his wallet.
 
ROFL yeah great movie I like this one.

RANDAL
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean
up the booths afterward, because
practically everybody shoots a load
against the window, and I don't
know if you know or not, but cum
leaves streaks if you don't clean
it right away.

CUSTOMER
(grabbing her bag, disgusted)
This is the last time I come to
this place.

DANTE
Excuse me?

CUSTOMER
Using filthy language in front of
the customers...you should both get
fired.

DANTE
We're sorry, ma'am. We got a little
carried away.

CUSTOMER
Well, I don't know if sorry can
make up for it. I found your
remarks highly offensive.

The CUSTOMER stands silently, awaiting something.

RANDAL
Well, you think that's offensive...

RANDAL flips open the magazine's centerfold-a graphic
picture of a woman with her vaginal lips and anus spread
wide open.

60.


RANDAL
...then check this out. I think you
can see her kidneys.
 
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