Bushisms

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Ackis

Uber Pheesh
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/georgew...p10bushisms.htm

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." ?LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." ?Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." ?second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." ?Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

6) "You work three jobs? ? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." ?to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." ?Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

4) "They misunderestimated me." ?Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" ?Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ?Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
 
I really like this one:

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." ?Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

That made me giggle.
 
Those are awesome, but I don't think they are an indication of his intelligence for the most part. They all sound like things I could/would accidentally say when talking. I say the dumbest shit sometimes, but think and type fine. It is just converting thought to speach that I fuck up. Not saying he isn't dumb, however that isn't a sure fire way to tell :D
 
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Those are awesome, but I don't think they are an indication of his intelligence for the most part. They all sound like things I could/would accidentally say when talking. I say the dumbest shit sometimes, but think and type fine. It is just converting thought to speach that I fuck up. Not saying he isn't dumb, however that isn't a sure fire way to tell :D
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When I need to call a customer (which I never do anymore thank goodness), I write down the basic idea of what I want to say. What questions I need to ask - and always write my intro. It helps me not make such an ass out of myself.

I write a LOT better than when I talk.
 
The sad thing is that we play games like SWG to get away from real world crap. Politics definitely should be left out. WIth that said, it states in the Constitution, "Congress shall make no laws prohibiting freedom of speech...," Well, that is not verbatim, but almost on the mark. It does NOT give full autonomy for freedom of speech.
 
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1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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That was always my favorite one from President Bush.

My favorite thing I will always remember from the slug is

Slug: I did not have sexual relations with that women!!!

Slug's Hideous Monster: This is a vast right wing conspiracy to get my husband

Slug: Indeed I did have sexual relations with that woman and it was wrong.

Makes ya wonder what she thougt afterwards. And yes I know they aren't exact quotes.
 
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That was always my favorite one from President Bush.

My favorite thing I will always remember from the slug is

Slug: I did not have sexual relations with that women!!!

Slug's Hideous Monster: This is a vast right wing conspiracy to get my husband

Slug: Indeed I did have sexual relations with that woman and it was wrong.

Makes ya wonder what she thougt afterwards. And yes I know they aren't exact quotes.
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I think every president should get fellated in the oval office.
 
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I think every president should get fellated in the oval office.
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No reason to lie about it though. Just come out and say it something like...

Slug: yeah....hehe....that bitch was under my desk. She sucks better then a oreck vacuum and she swallows......hehe......which is nice cause I don't have any mess to clean up.
 
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No reason to lie about it though. Just come out and say it something like...

Slug: yeah....hehe....that bitch was under my desk. She sucks better then a oreck vacuum and she swallows......hehe......which is nice cause I don't have any mess to clean up. [/b]
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like guys have a mess to clean up anyway, thats why God made women with long hair (so sick and wrong, yeah I know, but don't give a chit)
 
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."?Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
 
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