Advise to new parents

Shaggz1297

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Carry a diaper bag everywhere you go. The one time you dont is the one time they shit on every single article of clothing they have on.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 12 2005, 09:45 PM) [snapback]9991[/snapback][/center]
Carry a diaper bag everywhere you go. The one time you dont is the one time they shit on every single article of clothing they have on. [/b]

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:P and don't you just love the ones that go out the back of the diaper and up the back

pampers not keeping it all in FTW!
 
The only piece of advice I give new parents is to get an American Standard Sign Language Dictionary and teach your baby, starting around 8 months, basic sign language.

Around 10 months, children can sign. Most children do not start talking until much later, but they can express their needs and wants with signs quite well. We signed with all of my daughters. My first and third are awesome at it, my middle less so, but they were all signing in sentances before they were speaking them.

And the benefits carry over to their language skills and their manners. My kids have been signing please and thank you since they we 11-12 months old, and they still do it. They have really good manners and I credit my wife for finding out about signing and then practicing it with them.

Lastly, it is really cool that even now that they are older, I can tell them without yelling and from across a room, to stop, sit down and be quiet.
 
Spank 'em now...spank 'em early....and spank 'em often. Then they won't be askin you for chocolate milk instead of a mountain dew!
 
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Spank 'em now...spank 'em early....and spank 'em often. Then they won't be askin you for chocolate milk instead of a mountain dew! [/b]

rofl omg that kid was horrible!!! I would have smacked the hell out of him
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Eawet @ Dec 12 2005, 10:46 PM) [snapback]10033[/snapback][/center]
The only piece of advice I give new parents is to get an American Standard Sign Language Dictionary and teach your baby, starting around 8 months, basic sign language.

Around 10 months, children can sign. Most children do not start talking until much later, but they can express their needs and wants with signs quite well. We signed with all of my daughters. My first and third are awesome at it, my middle less so, but they were all signing in sentances before they were speaking them.

And the benefits carry over to their language skills and their manners. My kids have been signing please and thank you since they we 11-12 months old, and they still do it. They have really good manners and I credit my wife for finding out about signing and then practicing it with them.

Lastly, it is really cool that even now that they are older, I can tell them without yelling and from across a room, to stop, sit down and be quiet.
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QFE. I used to take care of kids in a Church Nursery (0-4 year olds), and I loved it when the kids could do this! I also think you can start teaching them other languages fairly young. I'll always remember how to count to 10 in spanish thanks to Sesame Street! Awesome point Eawet!
 
Also when you are changing their diapers.... don't stand within their "behind" sites... my daughter crapped 6 feet across the floor one day. I had just moved too.
 
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Also when you are changing their diapers.... don't stand within their "behind" sites... my daughter crapped 6 feet across the floor one day. I had just moved too.
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omg thats crazy.
 
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omg thats crazy.
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yeah. she was a little gassy that day. lol. it all just sorta came out at once.
 
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Also when you are changing their diapers.... don't stand within their "behind" sites... my daughter crapped 6 feet across the floor one day. I had just moved too.
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one time me the wife and kid were looking at apartments, and we got settled with one office, was talking with them etc and me and the wife smell a lil poopy. so i take her into the bathroom to find that it was a monster wtaer poo that had gotten EVERYWHERE- her onesie, her over shirt, her pants, her blanket, her socks, I mean on every single article of clothing that touched her. Lol, that was why we always bring an extra change of clothes where ever we go.
Oh and ive never brought her into a movie theater. Babys cry. alot. why waste your money and ruin other peoples movie?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 14 2005, 12:18 AM) [snapback]10283[/snapback][/center]
one time me the wife and kid were looking at apartments, and we got settled with one office, was talking with them etc and me and the wife smell a lil poopy. so i take her into the bathroom to find that it was a monster wtaer poo that had gotten EVERYWHERE- her onesie, her over shirt, her pants, her blanket, her socks, I mean on every single article of clothing that touched her. Lol, that was why we always bring an extra change of clothes where ever we go.
Oh and ive never brought her into a movie theater. Babys cry. alot. why waste your money and ruin other peoples movie?
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BLESS YOU!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Dec 14 2005, 12:31 AM) [snapback]10291[/snapback][/center]
BLESS YOU!
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lol, no prob. my view is
1) They are going to cry. They always cry. it just to a matter of what degree do they cry
2) they arent going to be comfy, so theyll cry
3) the noise will most likely be loud, so theyll cry
4) its dark, so shell try to fall asleep and the noise will wake her and she'll cry
lol, see where im going? It always bugged me when people would do that. if you have an angel child thats differnt but.
and it pisses me off when the kid starts crying so they take tyhe kid to the back of the movie theater but dont bring them outside. WTF is the point of that?
 
my little girl is soo dam cute...
she is 11 months and says momma dadda and ummbumph. I am not sure about the last one....

she is now starting to walk..
we had the santa hat on her this morning and she was hammin it up big time for the carma ROFL...

all six of her teeth were in full view...

she does know who momma and who dadda is sh looks at me and says so soft daddy daddy and then make a fart sound with her mouth OMG ROFL.. to cute!!!!!

she all so loves to take her toys out of her toy box and throw them over her sholder ALL over the room.. this is funny to watch untill I have to go pick them up

AND YES WE KNOW ABOUT THE BLOW OUTS.
ALL up her back on her foot on the wall on her hands ALL over mommy and me stand in the back laughing my ASS OFF. I was about to cry I was laughing so hard.. I do not know why the wife was so pissed at me though......


next month the big 1 year were having 42 people in a 1200 SQ house with one potty ROFL.......
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LilHammie @ Dec 13 2005, 03:30 PM) [snapback]10755[/snapback][/center]
This is my advice to newly weds...

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for me at least
 
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